You are a CHOSEN one.

Get in this magic rocket ship and squirt your GodCoq into the Dankverse.

Fraudsters had dumped millions of poop-coins into the multi-normieverse rugging the Alpha Power and Total Dank Score of Earth. OldWhiteSuits shouting blah blah blah boo hoo hoo scavaged the lands. Flexing Peecoqs in Lambikinis, coqadoodledooed but there was nothing but poo. Mother Earth’s dank was dying at the Paper Hands of the old, fat bored apes.

To balance this loss of dank, GodCoq, in their highest wisdom, packed a fat bowl of GodDank and sparked the chalice of creation. In one massive green dank pump, the Dankverse came into light. In less than a second, the Dankverse had interwoven through the entire normiverse – a mirrored reflection. 

GodCoq exhaled the breath of life in a dank cloud. Dankmama burst forth, vibing on a fat green candle. The giver of life offered her Dankness to her newest creations – Dankgens. Welcome to light.

The Dankgens, waking up from normieverse hypnosis asked, “Can it really be this dank?” 

GodCoq spoke the first words of creation, “You are Sovereign, Autonomous and United” and the first Alpha exploded forth spreading $Dankverse Tokens far and wide.

The Dankgens bought fat bagz of $Dankverse and grabbed their seats in their Alpha Groups. 

Dankmama continued, “Your power is unity. We raid, make fat gainz and party as we make life danker together. GodCoq will guide the way.” 

And the Alpha flowed.

The Dankgens raided and fat bags appeared.